YOU FOOL

Jesus 999:999 (boss fight)

1: Bröther. May i have some lööps?

*Slaps tummy*

1: It fit many lööp, brøther.

1: Do not ignore me, bröther.

1: My pleas have fallen upon deaf ears for too long!

1: I am no longer asking... I demand the lööps, brother.

1: I will not be denied what is rightfully mine.

1: Do not thing that your silence will deter me.

1: Indeed, your refusal to acknowledge my peacefull entreaties has only forced my hand upon the path of war.

1: BRÖTHER!

1: You think this an idle threat‽

1: Secure in your own might you hoard the lööps that I deserve, and think yourself immune to the sword of justice?

1: Well, I have strength of my own, brother, and you have grown soft in your complacency.

1: Why, bröther?

1: What madness compels you to forsake our bond so?

1: The coming bloodshed can be avoided if you simply do as the love in your heart should command!

1: Why deny me when you could easily give?

1: Why bring wrath and vengance upon yourself, and cast our brötherhood to the winds?

1: The lööps. Give them to me.

1: Have I become the villan in your storybook, bröther?

1: The ebony Cain to your scarlet Abel?

1: All of this was set in motion by your stubbornness, bröther.

1: Your greed.

1: And look what it has cost you.

1: HAVE AT THEE, BRÖTHER!

*hisses and claws at the beastly "bröther"*

2: Mom!

1: Do not bring our mother into this, "bröther."

1: She will not aid you now!

1: Until this moment she favoured you because you were the stronger, the greater, the bearer of the lööps.

1: But now...

1: Now your weakness is reaveled, and the lööps...

1: The lööps are mine!